Memes

Memes or at least items I would like to see become memes. I just made them for fun and to show off my lack of artistic abilities. Is bad karma a pre-existing condition?

Our whole American life is a great war of ideas, and librarians are the arms dealers selling weapons to both sides. - James Quinn

Songs About Songwriters

You can't go through life always taking umbrage. Sometimes you have to give it back.

When people say they don't understand "Black Lives Matter" I show them this picture (of a Black man holding a sign that says "Jewish Lives Matter") . It was taken in Pittsburg the day after 15 people were murdered at a synagogue. THis man isn't saying ONLY Jewish lives matter. He is saying you point your fire hose at the house that happens to be on fire.

If you have ever dropped your phone maybe you shouldn't carry a gun.

Most young people today don't even understand how to operate an antikythera mechanism.

I have given so many people a piece of my mind I am not sure I have any left.

Picture of a tulip and a bubble. To anyone investing in cryptocurrency: Look this up.

Arrow pointing up with a slash mark through it. No transcending the genre.

Instead of miscellaneous leftovers we're calling it "fusion cuisine."

Learning to cross-country ski could learn to downhill skiing. It's a slippery slope.

Not all who are lost wander.

Getting old is getting old.

Photo of a deer eating from a bird feeder. Hey birdwatchers, can you identify the species at my feeder today?

I don't lead my life so much as I drag it along behind me.

Is it pronounced NY il ism or NEE il ism? If you care you don't understand the word.

Most young people today don't even understand how to operate an antikythera mechanism.

Highway sign: Rest area. nOT FOR THE WICKED.

In Mute no one can hear you scream.

What's worse than "precarious?" "Postcarious."

I may as well clean. I'm in a bad mood anyway.

I am horseradish. Hear maror.

Be the change you want to put in the parking meter.

"It's not fair to judge the founding fathers by 21st century morals." Okay. Can we judge them by the morals of their neighbors? News clipping which appeared in several newspapers in 1791:: Richmond, September 28. We are informed that Robert Carter of Nominy has emancipated 442 slaves.

Studies show little girls get praised much for their looks and clothes than their brains and talent. I won't do that, except I'll tell any child that their bike helmet looks terrific.

Road sign of figure holding up a flag. "You forgot your lunch again."

Some days my conversations are so ridiculous I feel like I should apologize to the NSA agents.

If those drums start again there will be repercussions.